"Do Not Meddle…" Bumper Sticker

"Do Not Meddle…" Bumper Sticker

- Text reads: "Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons… For You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup". And let's face it, it's hard to argue with such stellar advice. In fact, I suspect the world would be a happier place with more dragons, and less meddling. You'll have other drivers laughing and nodding their heads in agreement with this funny bumper sticker.

"Do Not Meddle…" bumper sticker measures 11 1/2" by 3". This high quality vinyl decal is resistant to UV and water, and is made to last.

This is, hands-down, the most popular bumper sticker we sell. Give everyone a piece of your mind as you drive down the road. Bumper stickers are the perfect little bits of wit and wisdom to share with the world.

BMP-100 - Bumper Sticker
$2.00
5 out of 5 stars based on 12 customer reviews
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Will it look exactly like the one in the picture?
Well… probably. You see, we don't print these ourself, and from time to time, the manufacturer does tweak the design just a little. When we get a new shipment in, the text will be the same, but the color and layout may vary a bit. We do our best to keep a picture of our current stock on the site, but please understand if there are minor differences.


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5 stars
A review by on Mon July 16th, 2012 at 12:19:37pm

I have been looking for this for 6 years! I love the bumper stickers, the site, the patterns, the buttons. Highly recommended for great things with fast shipping!

5 stars
A review by on Wed April 4th, 2012 at 07:40:45pm

i love this sticker, i thought it meant something different at the time of purchace but i now know it means ill just eat you with catchup if you piss me off! hahahahaha mine is green with white letters and dragon and knight. by the way, i chose 5 moons cause its not working on the page.

5 stars
A review by on Sun January 23rd, 2011 at 03:42:08pm

I had this bumper sticker for a few years and had to have my bumper replaced on my car and lost my dragon bumper sticker. I finally found it on Gryphon's Moon and was delighted. I got the sticker within a week and I loved the colors.

5 stars
A review by on Mon August 16th, 2010 at 09:46:48am

it worked well, and was sooo funny!

5 stars
A review by on Wed July 14th, 2010 at 10:11:06pm

Cute, put it on my car right away.

5 stars
A review by on Mon June 14th, 2010 at 02:05:01pm

Friends and I saw this bumper sticker while on the island of Oahu last month. Thought it very apt for us to display since we live near the town of Oriental...

5 stars
A review by on Mon February 8th, 2010 at 01:58:57pm

love it.
came shipped perfectly unharmed.
great sticker! (lots of people love to chat with me about it.)

5 stars
A review by on Wed November 4th, 2009 at 10:35:01am

It's cute, funny...& mostly very true.

5 stars
A review by on Thu May 1st, 2008 at 02:39:10am

I love dragons. I collect dragons of all kinds. If you think you're not crunchy, just ask a bearded dragon!!

5 stars
A review by on Thu April 3rd, 2008 at 03:29:24pm

love it!

5 stars
A review by on Sat December 15th, 2007 at 10:23:23am

Great message! Fits my personality rather well.

5 stars
A review by on Fri December 14th, 2007 at 09:34:40pm

I am a reptile keeper, bearded dragons........so we especially love this sticker!