All buttons are $1 each. They come in assorted colors and typestyles.

Buttons with custom text fields may be customized by changing the word(s) in the field.

We'll be glad to modify our existing buttons to suit your tastes, or create new buttons with your original messages. The prices are the same as for stock buttons so long as the message is text only (i.e. it can easily be typed in and printed out on the computer). See #999 for custom buttons.

Molon Labe - Free Button

$0.00
5 stars (1 review)
History is just one damn thing after another

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it - inaccurately!

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Practice safe government-- Use Kingdoms

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Feudalism-- It's your Count that votes

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
A generation which ignores History has no past... and no future -Lazarus Long

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Serf- It's not just a job; It's an indenture

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
The way to a man's heart is through his ribs [shows picture of sword]

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
When guns are outlawed, can I use my sword?

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Crossbows don't kill people-- Quarrels kill people

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
An armed society is a polite society

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Rape... Pillage... then Burn

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I read banned books

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Keep the books-- Burn the censors

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
They got the library at Alexandria-- They're not getting mine

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
The worst part of censorship is XXXXXXX

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"Run away! Run away!" (Monty Python/Holy Grail)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries" (Monty Python/Holy Grail)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government" (Monty Python/Holy Grail)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
"That's the worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen" (Babylon 5)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"Of course he has a knife. He always has a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183, and we're barbarians." (Lion in Winter)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I have... a cunning plan

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics" (Black Adder II)

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
So much fabric, so little time

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
She who dies with the most fabric wins

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
As ye sew, so shall ye rip

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Save the ales [with picture of beer mug]

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Age is just an attitude

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
These aren't hot flashes-- they're power surges.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
It's never too late to have a happy childhood

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Witches ride brooms because Nature abhors a vacuum

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Practice safe hex

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Born again pagan

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Blessed Be

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for You are Crunchy & Good with Ketchup

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I am in shape. Round is a shape

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
A waist is a terrible thing to mind

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Chaos, panic, disorder... My work here is done

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
Don't piss me off. I'm running out places to hide the bodies

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
The voices in my head assure me that I'm quite normal

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Maybe I'll become an Evil Genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll feel better

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Why be normal?

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
You nonconformists are all alike

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Don't get even. Get odd.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Vegetarian -- Primative word for lousy hunter

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Question Authority

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
There's too much blood in my Caffeine System

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Your village called. Their idiot is missing.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Indecision is the key to flexibility

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
The beatings will continue until morale improves

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Live simply, that others might simply live

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Compost - A rind is a terrible thing to waste

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Treehugger

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Friends don't let friends vote Democratic.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Friends don't let friends vote Republican.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Kiss Me I'm a Republican

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Kiss Me I'm a Democrat

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Kiss Me I'm a Libertarian

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Heartless Libertarian

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Heartless Conservative

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Give Me Liberty! I'll take it from there...

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Annoy a politician today - THINK

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Ignore your rights and they'll go away

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Freedom of Religion means ALL Religions

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." Thomas Jefferson

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"The government is best which governs least." Thomas Jefferson

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"We're in a war, dammit! We're going to have to offend somebody!" John Adams

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves." -- Edward R. Murrow

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
"Don't Tread On Me" Button

$1.00
Cogito, ergo armatium sum.

$1.00
The only problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them under long enough

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Kiss me-- I'm

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Because I'm the , and I said so!

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
If you aren't part of the solution-- You're part of the precipitate

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Support Bacteria-- It's the only culture some of us will ever have

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Belly dancer-- Push button to start

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Hide your sheep; the Scots are coming

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Hide your cattle; the Celts are coming

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Celts do it with knots

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Old Celts never die-- they just have harp failure

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Woad Warrior

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Viking raiders-- coming soon to a village near you

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Bard sanctuary-- No hunting

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
FILK is a four-letter word

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Bards do it orally

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
I don't pillage, I do preemptive salvage operations.

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
Custom Button

2-1/4" pin back button - $1.00
5 stars (1 review)